the4freedoms asked:

on BART rn, which is why I haven't reblogged to add all my many thoughts of how right you are on the last bit. Sigh, so good. It could always be in the summer too to avoid Jonny having angst about letting the team down. Unless you want the angst, ha.

Yeah, summer might work better, but I do have my heart kind of set on Jonny having to go and watch a hockey game while in a female body. Maybe it could START over the summer and then continue on just to the beginning of the season or something so that you get SOME angst but not like MISSING THE PLAYOFFS angst haha. 

Meanwhile the first time Jonny gets a period he panics and calls Sharpy all PUT YOUR WIFE ON THE LINE RIGHT FUCKING NOW because he doesn’t know a lot of girls, okay? what’s he going to do, call his fucking mom??? and then when Abby explains she’s gotta go buy some pads and tampons for Jonny and Sharpy makes the very poor life choice of laughing, she gives him an earful about how very not funny menstruation is, PATRICK. 

the4freedoms

You wish you were invited to our chat parties…

the4freedoms:

torigates:

the4freedoms:

So demotu and I both really love accidentally-a-girl-for-a-day genderswap. And in the wake of longtime_lurker’s fic (which you should all go read, because it’s excellent porny filth), we got to talking about it…

Lauren just like
the idea of Jonny being a ragey angry woman
who probably becomes aggressively women’s rights
while being a chickand it shouting at everybody for objectification
and throwing things at guys who hit on herand being a giant ball of grumpiness
and so Patrick has to literally be likeyo, bro, come back to mine
I need to show you something
Hilary oh that is so good
would read
 
Lauren and then gives her about forty orgasms
 
Hilary:  yessss
 
Lauren and then Jonny runs around
and is like ONLY PATRICK IS ACCEPTABLE
and the rest of the team is like
THAT DUDE?
 
Hilary AHAHAH
MARV
 
Lauren Iiiii am posting this conversation to tumblr
BECAUSE HOPEFULLY IT WILL INSPIRE SOMEBODY
(FUCK YOU AND YOUR HARD RETURNS, TUMBLR)

Oh no, this is TERRIBLE because I feel like Jonny probably never would have considered women’s rights/feminism all that much before this? Not because he’s a bad dude or anything, but because he doesn’t have any sisters, grew up in a predominantly male environment, spends literally ALL his time with other dudes, etc. etc. So he’s suddenly a girl, and people are SHOUTING THINGS at him on the street, and when he goes to the bar or club or whatever with the team DUDES ARE TOUCHING HIM WITHOUT ASKING and like he SAID NO, OKAY that means NO, NOT LET ME CONVINCE YOU. So he’s really angry about a) being a girl in the first place, and b) how much being a girl apparently SUCKS ALL THE TIME so he’s like sulking about it in the press box one day because HE COULD BE PLAYING HOCKEY RIGHT NOW and like LITERALLY SIX GUYS just hit on him when he went to the bathroom and like three others asked him if he even KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT HOCKEY or if he was just there to watch the hot dudes and HE IS NOT IMPRESSED with dudes right now, that’s for sure. So he’s sulking about it in the press box and then like IDK someone’s wife is like AW WHAT’S THE MATTER, BABY and then he just like EXPLODES ON THEM and they’re like “….yes. welcome to being a woman” and he’s like NO I DON’T LIKE THIS AND I DON’T LIKE THAT YOU GUYS HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS so then he starts reading about FEMINISM and learning and shit and all the dudes on his team are like “….what. no seriously. what.” and he’s like FUCK YOU GUYS THIS IS IMPORTANT and then yeah orgasms and stuff.

Sounds like…an excellent plan. Could I convince you to write it, eh eh?

Ugh, I might have to. I think I would want Jonny to stay a girl for a longish amount of time? because even though I’m sure he’d start to notice right away that hey a lot of stuff ladies have to go through is actually pretty terrible, I think in cases where it’s really temporary you don’t get to really see that? It would probably end up going the OH YEAH THIS IS SOMETHING THAT JUST HAPPENS which is actually my favourite form of magical realism that you see come out of hockey fandom (I KNEW A GUY IN JUNIORS LOL) but I think it wouldn’t be so focused on the SOLITARY CONFINEMENT, WHAT IF SOMEONE FINDS OUT!!!!!! aspect because like, if you saw a lady that looked super like Jonathan Toews you’d just be like, oh hey that lady super looks like Jonathan Toews, not OH MY GOD JONNY TOEWS HAS BEEN MAGICALLY TRANSFORMED INTO A LADY!!!!!! so idk, maybe it would be like oh the team says he’s out because of concussion or “lower body injury” indefinitely and then BAM SOMEONE GETS THE CHANCE TO EXPLORE WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A FEMALE BODY.

Plus with an extended period of time, you get the chance to explore the OH HEY I HAVE FEELINGS BECAUSE I CARE FOR MY BUDDY I’M NOT JUST ATTRACTED TO HIM BECAUSE HE’S GOT LADY PARTS NOW, which can sometimes be glossed over in favour of porn (just to be clear if the choice is between feelings and porn, porn is usually the right decision), but in a longer fic you get a chance to explore that more WITH THE ADDED BONUS of Jonny being like OH GOD PAT ONLY LIKES ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I HAVE A VAGINA and like angst and miscommunication and all that fun jazz.

the4freedoms

You wish you were invited to our chat parties…

the4freedoms:

So demotu and I both really love accidentally-a-girl-for-a-day genderswap. And in the wake of longtime_lurker’s fic (which you should all go read, because it’s excellent porny filth), we got to talking about it…

Lauren just like
the idea of Jonny being a ragey angry woman
who probably becomes aggressively women’s rights
while being a chickand it shouting at everybody for objectification
and throwing things at guys who hit on herand being a giant ball of grumpiness
and so Patrick has to literally be likeyo, bro, come back to mine
I need to show you something
Hilary oh that is so good
would read
 
Lauren and then gives her about forty orgasms
 
Hilary:  yessss
 
Lauren and then Jonny runs around
and is like ONLY PATRICK IS ACCEPTABLE
and the rest of the team is like
THAT DUDE?
 
Hilary AHAHAH
MARV
 
Lauren Iiiii am posting this conversation to tumblr
BECAUSE HOPEFULLY IT WILL INSPIRE SOMEBODY
(FUCK YOU AND YOUR HARD RETURNS, TUMBLR)

Oh no, this is TERRIBLE because I feel like Jonny probably never would have considered women’s rights/feminism all that much before this? Not because he’s a bad dude or anything, but because he doesn’t have any sisters, grew up in a predominantly male environment, spends literally ALL his time with other dudes, etc. etc. So he’s suddenly a girl, and people are SHOUTING THINGS at him on the street, and when he goes to the bar or club or whatever with the team DUDES ARE TOUCHING HIM WITHOUT ASKING and like he SAID NO, OKAY that means NO, NOT LET ME CONVINCE YOU. So he’s really angry about a) being a girl in the first place, and b) how much being a girl apparently SUCKS ALL THE TIME so he’s like sulking about it in the press box one day because HE COULD BE PLAYING HOCKEY RIGHT NOW and like LITERALLY SIX GUYS just hit on him when he went to the bathroom and like three others asked him if he even KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT HOCKEY or if he was just there to watch the hot dudes and HE IS NOT IMPRESSED with dudes right now, that’s for sure. So he’s sulking about it in the press box and then like IDK someone’s wife is like AW WHAT’S THE MATTER, BABY and then he just like EXPLODES ON THEM and they’re like “….yes. welcome to being a woman” and he’s like NO I DON’T LIKE THIS AND I DON’T LIKE THAT YOU GUYS HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS so then he starts reading about FEMINISM and learning and shit and all the dudes on his team are like “….what. no seriously. what.” and he’s like FUCK YOU GUYS THIS IS IMPORTANT and then yeah orgasms and stuff.

sinsensory

sinsensory:

joellamarano:

"It was completely different for me. This was the first big trophy of my career. It took me so long to get there. A lot of people said that Malkin is not a playoff player. And it bothered me. But now I became a winner. Those first moments [after winning the Cup] it felt like a mountain fell of my shoulders. I felt this incredible lightness. I wanted to fly, hang out, party all night and all day. That’s what I did, actually."

(Quote source.)

queenfleury

queenfleury:

torigates:

sidmalkin:

torigates:

toewscrosby:

hi can you pleEASE stop adding your comments to things of mine that you reblog????? then the version of my gifs with yOUR comments on them start getting spread around and it really, in my opinion, ruins the integrity of the gif/gifset no matter how cool your comment is. idk if you will see this but PLEASE stop doing it it’s really really really annoying

lol cool story bro

I am constantly BAFFLED by this fandom’s instance that adding new content ruins the so-called integrity of OTHER FAN CONTENT? like???? I don’t get it in the slightest. Fandom is a collaborative environment. Your work does not exist in a vacuum. Other people have the right to build upon the blocks you laid down. Fandom itself is transformative. I JUST????

what do mean “this fandom” as if people all over this site don’t make posts that have like 100k notes saying how annoying it is when people don’t use tags and instead add comments to people’s work?

lol cool story bro let’s just add shit like “HAHA XD” to people’s gifsets since “fandom is a collaborative environment” 

idk man, I’ve never encountered that outside of hockey fandom but I’ll take your word for it. I just don’t see how someone adding their thoughts whether it’s “HAHA XD” or something more substantial RUINS anything. If it’s not your taste, it’s not your taste that’s cool. but like let people add what they want to add. if others don’t like it they can easily reblog from the source??? I don’t see the need to be mean about it and call people out for choosing to participate in the way they want to

I don’t really want to get into this but I think I see the problem. Basically you’re having an issue with the very nature of Tumblr. Tumblr is by design a place where content can be commented on, added to, and even changed, and then those changes can spread. It’s the nature of fandom on this site. If that nature is bothering you, frankly you’re on the wrong site. By posting on Tumblr you are tacitly agreeing that your work can be spread, shared, commented on, and added too. You also must acknowledge the risk of it being manipulated, reworked, and potentionally even stolen. Obviously those last few are bad, but most people know this. However commenting on something? Adding a ficlet to it? Adding more gifs? That’s the NATURE of Tumblr. It’s the way Tumblr works. And that’s a good thing. Because it allows people to make conversations and explore the media and gain friendships and relationships.

If you legit have an issue with it you legit are on the wrong site. Asking people to stop doing what is in the nature of this site to do is like shout into the wind. Pointless. I would suggest finding another site to host your works if it bothers you so much. Maybe Livejournal or Blogger.

Also: as far as I can tell most creators love to receive comments and fics and add ons to their stuff. I know when I’ve made stuff in the past I enjoyed it. 

toewscrosby

toewscrosby:

torigates:

toewscrosby:

hi can you pleEASE stop adding your comments to things of mine that you reblog????? then the version of my gifs with yOUR comments on them start getting spread around and it really, in my opinion, ruins the integrity of the gif/gifset no matter how cool your comment is. idk if you will see this but PLEASE stop doing it it’s really really really annoying

lol cool story bro

I am constantly BAFFLED by this fandom’s instance that adding new content ruins the so-called integrity of OTHER FAN CONTENT? like???? I don’t get it in the slightest. Fandom is a collaborative environment. Your work does not exist in a vacuum. Other people have the right to build upon the blocks you laid down. Fandom itself is transformative. I JUST????

because it’s my content!!!!!! i don’t want people’s other irrelevant comments floating around with stuff i made and attached to my name! it’s called common courtesy! if i want to include a comment like “this” or “he’s so hot” there’s a place to put it! IN THE TAGS

idk if you do or not but if you make stuff yourself you quickly realize how annoying it is.

I respectfully disagree. I think it’s common courtesy not to call out people for the way they want to run their blogs.

sidmalkin

sidmalkin:

torigates:

toewscrosby:

hi can you pleEASE stop adding your comments to things of mine that you reblog????? then the version of my gifs with yOUR comments on them start getting spread around and it really, in my opinion, ruins the integrity of the gif/gifset no matter how cool your comment is. idk if you will see this but PLEASE stop doing it it’s really really really annoying

lol cool story bro

I am constantly BAFFLED by this fandom’s instance that adding new content ruins the so-called integrity of OTHER FAN CONTENT? like???? I don’t get it in the slightest. Fandom is a collaborative environment. Your work does not exist in a vacuum. Other people have the right to build upon the blocks you laid down. Fandom itself is transformative. I JUST????

what do mean “this fandom” as if people all over this site don’t make posts that have like 100k notes saying how annoying it is when people don’t use tags and instead add comments to people’s work?

lol cool story bro let’s just add shit like “HAHA XD” to people’s gifsets since “fandom is a collaborative environment” 

idk man, I’ve never encountered that outside of hockey fandom but I’ll take your word for it. I just don’t see how someone adding their thoughts whether it’s “HAHA XD” or something more substantial RUINS anything. If it’s not your taste, it’s not your taste that’s cool. but like let people add what they want to add. if others don’t like it they can easily reblog from the source??? I don’t see the need to be mean about it and call people out for choosing to participate in the way they want to

sidmalkin

toewscrosby:

hi can you pleEASE stop adding your comments to things of mine that you reblog????? then the version of my gifs with yOUR comments on them start getting spread around and it really, in my opinion, ruins the integrity of the gif/gifset no matter how cool your comment is. idk if you will see this but PLEASE stop doing it it’s really really really annoying

lol cool story bro

I am constantly BAFFLED by this fandom’s instance that adding new content ruins the so-called integrity of OTHER FAN CONTENT? like???? I don’t get it in the slightest. Fandom is a collaborative environment. Your work does not exist in a vacuum. Other people have the right to build upon the blocks you laid down. Fandom itself is transformative. I JUST????