I wish I had a river: Archive

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10 Things I hate About You

Dad: You know what happens at proms?
Bianca: Yes! We'll dance, we'll kiss, we'll come home; it's not quite the crisis situation you think it is!
Dad: Kissing, huh? That's what you think happens? Well I've got news for you - *kissing* is not what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta all day long!
Bianca: Can we for two seconds ignore the fact that you're completely unhinged and discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy?!
Dad: What's normal!? Those damn Dawson's River kids sleepin' in each others beds and what not? 
Bianca: Daddy, that's so not - 
Dad: Listen, I'm down, I've got the 4-1-1. And you are not going out there and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is.
Bianca: UGH!
Dad: ...momma didn't raise no fool.

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“Your parents are completely fucked. And by fucked I mean normal and not crazy at...”

– My BFF

Jul 27th

“ILLYRIA: You’ll have proof soon enough. A corrupted ruler on such a path...”

– Angel 5x21, Power Play (Ah, so that’s what a million fangirls exploding sounds like)

Jul 27th

“WESLEY: Sorry. Is this something we should all be discussing? ANGEL: No....”

– Angel 5x15, A Hole in the World (And then that’s all anyone talks about for the rest of the episode. It almost makes up for the ending. ALMOST.)

Jul 26th

“CORDELIA: I naturally assumed you’d be lost without me, but this? ANGEL:...”

– Angel 5x12, You’re Welcome (God, I hate Joss Whedon right now.)

Jul 25th

“GIRL: Thank you! Thank you! That thing was gonna kill me! SPIKE: Well, what do...”

– Angel 5x10, Soul Purpose

Jul 25th

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Jul 25th

Angel season 5

When does Cordelia come back?

Jul 24th

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Jul 24th

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The number of people alive on earth right now is...

(via fuckyeahfacts) Woah.

Jul 24th

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The green stuff on the occasional freak potato...

(via fuckyeahfacts)

Jul 24th

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Jul 24th

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“There are two types of people—those who come into a room and say, ‘Well, here I...”

– (via ummtravis) (via heartwarming)

Jul 24th

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, J.K. Rowling

heartwarming: “Hang on a moment!” said Ron sharply. “We’ve forgotten someone!” “Who?” asked Hermione. “The house-elves, they’ll all be down in the kitchen, won’t they?” “You mean we ought to get them fighting?” asked Harry. “No, said Ron seriously, “I mean we should tell them to get out. We don’t want any more Dobbies, do we? We can’t order them to die for us-“ There was a clatter as...

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